How To Think Like: The East End of London Crime Scene Guru

1. Jeez: how much damage can you boys-in-blue do in the 27 minutes it takes me to get here?
2. Samantha: photos of that hair please. 360 degrees. Thanks, Love.
3. Was the original position of the bedroom door? Got a right one here, haven't we lads?
4. Mmm. Odd that the iPod is still playing. Cr*p choice of music, too.
5. Sam-bag that chocolate too please. Yeah-preserve the fold of the foil too, love. Try a little, will you!
6. No way. You've been watching far too much TV; it's never that complicated.
7. Alright-anyone for a Great British Breakfast? I love black pudding after a good murder.