9 Things Not to Say in your Presentation

1. The colours looked at lot better at 130 am this morning.
2. We are experiencing a paradigm shift in customer expectations.
3. I'm standing in for the guy who really knows what he's talking about.
4. There's probably too much on that slide.
5. I realise I will run over on time by about 20 minutes.
6. Ahh...so you don't have an extension cable?
7. Does anyone know how to get rid of that on the screen?
8. So, you've actually heard all of this before? Yesterday?
9. My wife chose this tie.